SCF Seeks No One

Harper’s lists some classifieds from Doggy Dating, a “U.K.-based canine companionship agency.” Here’s Olive’s classified:

Olive, Mature, Upper West Side, New York
I’m a simple girl with simple desires, which don’t include you. But if you feel the need to meet me, be in Riverside Park for one of my four daily walks, and I just might let you offer your regards (though probably not).


Think she’ll have any takers?

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