Harper’s lists some classifieds from Doggy Dating, a “U.K.-based canine companionship agency.” Here’s Olive’s classified:
Olive, Mature, Upper West Side, New York
I’m a simple girl with simple desires, which don’t include you. But if you feel the need to meet me, be in Riverside Park for one of my four daily walks, and I just might let you offer your regards (though probably not).
Think she’ll have any takers?
3 Replies to “SCF Seeks No One”
I would totally respond to Olive’s classified ad. She’s a catch!
She’s taking “hard-to-get” too far. She’s basically placed an ad that says she doesn’t want to meet anyone that would read it.
Olive is one sexy bitch.